The inevitable pumpkin spice thread...

[The Valkyrie]

Me before coffee

I pretty much only drink coffee; sometimes I'll switch it out for breathing air, but the past few days I've found that waking up late also works. My routine is to look at the clock, explode out of bed cussing up a storm, whip everything that isn't socks across the room, and forgetting to apply deodorant. Wide awake.

I prefer coffee though.

I get weird looks at work because I HATE coffee.

Even the smell puts me off.

I keep a cache of apple tea in my office.