(September 3, 2015 at 7:10 pm)Beccs Wrote:(September 3, 2015 at 7:07 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I discussed my plan with a friend today at lunch and she said...'people have a right to know you've died.' I said, 'i want to be buried or cremated before anyone knows.' she looked at me puzzled.
honestly, i will be upset if there is some type of spiritual world, and i'm looking down at my funeral with a bunch of people there that didn't bother to call or text or see me while i was alive!
does this sound stupid?
Not at all.
Personally I want my remains to get a decent Viking funeral in a burning boat so that as many people as possible can attend. Then, for those who only see me when they want something, I want a plane flying over towing a banner saying, "You come to see me when there's free food, right, fuckers!"
I thought I loved you before, but now I really love you.
What a kick ass funeral, if there is such a thing! 
