I think it's terribly irresponsible of the government to schedule another September 11 this year, after all the trouble the first time. And on the day after my birthday as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'