That dude is a genius. I gave his book, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, to one of my best friends in the world. Hilarious! But this part of the video (after the hilarity about the vagina-spider) is the absolute best mockery I have yet seen of the astounding degree of BS that comprises the anti-evolution "scientific arguments" the Intelligent Design/Irreducible Complexity (aka "Stealth Creationist") crowd presents to me, time and again, ad nauseam, on forums like this:
Quote:"Now, as a member of the esteemed scientific community, of which I'm not, I know the importance of finding proof and citing your sources and giving you actual, empirical, statistical, physical, spiritual evidence of what I'm saying.
So, I decided to do some science.
So, I got my telescope, got my microscope, got my oscilloscope, got my stethoscope, I got some Scope, and I did it.
A solid 45 minutes of science on this, and I came to a conclusion."
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
