(September 9, 2015 at 5:50 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:(September 9, 2015 at 5:45 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: Cathy, were you ever an introverted pooper?
Actually, yes, but in only ONE instance. For the first year of dating my husband, I'd tell him I didn't poop and that I didn't even have that body part. Until one night, at like 3 am, we were having one of those deep phone conversations where we tell each other secrets. I confessed to him that I do, in fact, poop.
I haven't been able to shut up about it since, and even invite him in afterwards to show him what I have spawned. It's very liberating. I promised myself to never deny the fact that I poop to anyone else, ever again.
True story, btw.
I'm just imaging CL in a public restroom excitedly inviting others to look at what she made. Super-extroverted, proud pooper.
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