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Paradoxes!
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Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 4:32 am (This post was last modified: September 10, 2015 at 4:46 am by ignoramus.)
I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw

The mute man picked up his wheel and spoke

The deaf man moved his cattle and herd

The anosmian man wen to his forge and smelt

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And my personal favourite:

If God is Omni-everything
Why can't he do Omni-anything!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Atheist Forums › Discussion › Humor v
Paradoxes!

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Paradoxes! - by ignoramus - September 10, 2015 at 4:32 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by djokica8 - September 10, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by Exian - September 10, 2015 at 7:37 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by robvalue - September 10, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by Alex K - September 10, 2015 at 7:48 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by vorlon13 - September 10, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by LastPoet - September 10, 2015 at 9:25 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by Little lunch - September 10, 2015 at 9:40 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by robvalue - September 10, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by Jenny A - September 10, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by robvalue - September 10, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by TheRealJoeFish - September 10, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by Alex K - September 11, 2015 at 2:56 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by robvalue - September 10, 2015 at 10:38 am
RE: Paradoxes! - by brewer - September 10, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by Exian - September 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by Aroura - September 10, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by JuliaL - September 10, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by Aroura - September 10, 2015 at 10:51 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by ignoramus - September 10, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: Paradoxes! - by ignoramus - September 11, 2015 at 1:17 am

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