Gabriel: So God, are you going to tell the humans about infectious diseases?
God: No.
Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to at least tell them about germs? That could save a lot of people and they would really love you for it.
God: No, but maybe I'll put something cryptic about clothing in the Torah.
Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to tell them how they can beat cancer at least?
God: Hell no, I'm not even going to give them the cure to the common cold.
Gabriel: Seriously?!?! No Way?!
God: Yah wey.
God: No.
Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to at least tell them about germs? That could save a lot of people and they would really love you for it.
God: No, but maybe I'll put something cryptic about clothing in the Torah.
Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to tell them how they can beat cancer at least?
God: Hell no, I'm not even going to give them the cure to the common cold.
Gabriel: Seriously?!?! No Way?!
God: Yah wey.