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Unintelligent Desgin

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RE: Unintelligent Desgin

September 14, 2015 at 9:33 pm

Gabriel: So God, are you going to tell the humans about infectious diseases?

God: No.

Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to at least tell them about germs? That could save a lot of people and they would really love you for it.

God: No, but maybe I'll put something cryptic about clothing in the Torah.

Gabriel: Um, God, are you going to tell them how they can beat cancer at least?

God: Hell no, I'm not even going to give them the cure to the common cold.

Gabriel: Seriously?!?! No Way?!

God: Yah wey.

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Unintelligent Desgin - by Shuffle - September 14, 2015 at 8:53 pm

RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by The Valkyrie - September 14, 2015 at 8:56 pm

RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Salacious B. Crumb - September 14, 2015 at 9:26 pm

RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Athene - September 15, 2015 at 1:45 am

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RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Cinjin - September 14, 2015 at 9:33 pm

RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Lek - September 14, 2015 at 9:46 pm

RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Shuffle - September 14, 2015 at 10:57 pm

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RE: Unintelligent Desgin - by Esquilax - September 15, 2015 at 12:51 pm

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