(September 18, 2015 at 7:21 pm)Losty Wrote: Every time the right offers up presidential candidates I feel like this is an extremely elaborate practical joke. The rest of the world laughs on.
To quote Jon Stewart. Watching Donald Trump is the comedy equivalent of eating ice cream on a roller coaster of blowjobs.
Here's how the rest of world will react.
Canada: oh fuck another 8 fucking years of this? Justin how about more bomb shelters in case they mistake us for that asshole..
Britain- Pm we must destroy this menace, I suggest we arm the nukes. No my dear friend, no amount of radiation will cure that level of stupid.
France- Hello Mr.Trump? Yes we would like you to return that statue, any nation dumb enough to elect you doesn't deserve that master piece.
Mexico- Pedro, we need a new program to integrate all of these Americans crossing the border illegally.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
