RE: What are you lousy at?
September 19, 2015 at 8:45 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2015 at 8:47 pm by cosmowanderer.)
I can't hula-hoop to save my life.
I have to consciously think about which is left and right (I was the only left-handed kid in my kindergarten class, so my teacher would say, "the right hand is the one you WRITE with" as a pneumonic to help us remember left and right, but it just fucked me up, haha).
I am horrible at estimating distance and time.
Being productive when I'm supposed to be productive. I tend to spend most of the "work day" bouncing around on the internet, reading, or playing a game, then do all my work later in the evening.
No matter how hard I try, I have never successfully licked my own elbow. I can lick other people's elbows, but my own remains unlicked. I must go through life never knowing what my elbow tastes like :'(
I hate small talk and don't feel like I fake it very well, so unless it's a professional setting and I'm forced to, I usually open up conversations with things like "Did you know the circumference of the moon is about the same as driving from L.A. to New York and back?" or "How different do you think sex feels for a guy with and without a condom on?" or "What are your feelings on [political/social issue]?"
I have to consciously think about which is left and right (I was the only left-handed kid in my kindergarten class, so my teacher would say, "the right hand is the one you WRITE with" as a pneumonic to help us remember left and right, but it just fucked me up, haha).
I am horrible at estimating distance and time.
Being productive when I'm supposed to be productive. I tend to spend most of the "work day" bouncing around on the internet, reading, or playing a game, then do all my work later in the evening.
No matter how hard I try, I have never successfully licked my own elbow. I can lick other people's elbows, but my own remains unlicked. I must go through life never knowing what my elbow tastes like :'(
I hate small talk and don't feel like I fake it very well, so unless it's a professional setting and I'm forced to, I usually open up conversations with things like "Did you know the circumference of the moon is about the same as driving from L.A. to New York and back?" or "How different do you think sex feels for a guy with and without a condom on?" or "What are your feelings on [political/social issue]?"
