You know that thing where you masturbate after you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep, so it feels like someone else is doing it? Turns out that when I use your hand when you've gone to sleep, it feels like I'm doing it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
