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Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead.
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RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead.
November 24, 2010 at 3:42 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2010 at 3:43 am by TheDarkestOfAngels.)
(November 24, 2010 at 1:16 am)ziggystardust Wrote: It makes you wonder if people in biblical times were creating potions similar to those used in Haiti to make people appear dead, then sometime later they wake up, appearing to others that they had been resurrected from the dead. Thinking

I don't know but now I have an image of a zombie Jesus in my head and that is a wonderful gift.

[Image: zombie-jesus-jared-hindman.jpg]

My favorite thing that I've ever heard anywhere in regards to creationism actually comes from the above link about Zombie Jesus:

Uncyclopedia Wrote:Creationism came about after an inbreeding experiment produced a mutant gene that allowed otherwise normal humans to continue to walk and talk after their brains had already been consumed.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead.

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Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Dotard - November 1, 2010 at 9:39 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by LastPoet - November 1, 2010 at 9:47 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Minimalist - November 1, 2010 at 9:50 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by theVOID - November 1, 2010 at 10:18 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Dotard - November 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Minimalist - November 2, 2010 at 7:26 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 6, 2010 at 5:33 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Justtristo - November 22, 2010 at 9:06 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Darwinian - November 6, 2010 at 6:36 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 7, 2010 at 6:53 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by theVOID - November 7, 2010 at 8:02 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Minimalist - November 7, 2010 at 7:38 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 7, 2010 at 10:45 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by theVOID - November 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 9, 2010 at 6:09 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by ib.me.ub - November 9, 2010 at 8:37 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by ib.me.ub - November 9, 2010 at 8:54 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Dotard - November 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 23, 2010 at 3:08 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Justtristo - November 23, 2010 at 3:15 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by tackattack - November 23, 2010 at 4:01 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Justtristo - November 24, 2010 at 1:16 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by TheDarkestOfAngels - November 24, 2010 at 3:42 am
RE: Statler Waldorf - Raising from the dead. - by Justtristo - November 24, 2010 at 8:31 am

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