New moderator: Violet

[Violet]

True, all true. But you were the one who followed me down the dark tunnel and you've already had a sip of my special tea, isn't that right dearie? Now, would you like one lump or two?

I promise you, I have NEVER employed marijuana for any reason, recreational or otherwise, legal or otherwise.

I also promise you: I do not stalk people, human or otherwise, neither in darkness nor in light.

One of those promises is a lie, and the closest I've ever come to marijuana is gagging from someone 'whatevering' it near to me.

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I'll skip the lumps, thank you... but I would go shopping if I were you: you're out of milk. Again.