Question I want to ask

[thesummerqueen]

Did fuckin' Noah have them on the Ark? And were they two or seven depending on which variant of the inerrant story you want to go by?

They look like they were of the unclean persuasion. How many was he supposed to bring of the unclean kind?

They also look like they'd suck Noah's head off, so I imagine since they're not around anymore Noah had a bit of bias that God didn't instruct him in. Although that doesn't explain the unicorns, which I thought were rather cute. Or penguins, which have a habit of stealing beer but are still alive today - an offense punishable by annihilation in my book.