Question I want to ask

[Anomalocaris]

Chuck Wrote: Yes indeed, it is an anamalocarid, one of the very first cool predators on earth, up to 6 feet long and looks sort of like a cross between a manta ray and lobster, with a mouth that works like wood chipper.

Did fuckin' Noah have them on the Ark? And were they two or seven depending on which variant of the inerrant story you want to go by?

God was scared of anamalocaris, because anamalocaris had the power to confer upon men the knowledge to turn god out of his role as the awesome omnipotence and cast god down into the gutter of despised irrelevance. So god did not tell Noah about anamalocaris in order to prolong his own tenure as the awesome omnipotence for another 4700 years or so.