I went better than that. Not only did I put my name on it, I wrote the date as well. Then I drew a smiley face. Hovind is an amateur.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'