Porn and Christians

[Thumpalumpacus]

I managed an adult video store for six years. If you want to think I'm lying because I'm saying it does nothing for me, that's your business.

But believe me, when you see it 50 hours a week for six years, it rather loses its, uh, charms.

I get that.  I worked in two separate sex shops, yet I've never owned a "novelty" in my life.

No offense to anyone who likes them, because many many many people do,
but I prefer the real thing or nothing at all.

I'll toy with my gal, or do almost anything else, like I said. Just saying that outside of special circumstances, porn does nothing for me.