One of Asimov's, from memory:
A lady from North Carolina
Had violin strings 'cross her vagina.
With decent-sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and fugue in D minor.
A lady from North Carolina
Had violin strings 'cross her vagina.
With decent-sized cocks,
What was sex became Bach's
Toccata and fugue in D minor.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'