My favourite Spike Milligan limerick.
There once was a lady from Spain,
Who was awfully sick on a train.
Not once but again and again and again,
And again and again and again.
There once was a man from Bonzana.
Who used to play the piana.
His finger slipped and undid his zip,
And out popped his hairy banana.
There once was a lady from Spain,
Who was awfully sick on a train.
Not once but again and again and again,
And again and again and again.
There once was a man from Bonzana.
Who used to play the piana.
His finger slipped and undid his zip,
And out popped his hairy banana.
