(October 10, 2015 at 9:52 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:(October 10, 2015 at 9:41 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: You know, I never really thought about this point, before. We've commented before on the fact that they think that, despite our body remaining on earth and only our soul going to the afterlife, we're nevertheless going to receive a clone-body that can be tortured with fire and chains...
...but I just realized: they're contending that Hell has an entire ecosystem.
flesh eating worms entails there's flesh to be eaten. Therefore, you have a body in the afterlife.
Silly Daniel, This was plagiarized from the Holy Book of Pasta; It states clearly that in the giant pot of boiling torment there are flesh eating strains of forsaken noodles that resemble worms. This means you have a body to boil. I don't want you to boil Daniel, Let FSM into your harden heart.
RAmen.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.