RE: limericks!
October 10, 2015 at 2:54 pm
(This post was last modified: October 10, 2015 at 2:54 pm by TheRocketSurgeon.)
(October 10, 2015 at 2:14 pm)robvalue Wrote: Jesus won't be doing defacement
Or any apocalyptic displacement
He won't end our life
He'll cause us no strife
Because he's locked up in my basement
Robvalue kidnaped my landscaper
In what's proving to be quite a caper
He thought him the Savior
And for false misbehavior!
(Hey-zoos looks like Jesus on paper.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
