RE: limericks!
October 10, 2015 at 4:04 pm
(This post was last modified: October 10, 2015 at 4:13 pm by Exian.)
(October 10, 2015 at 2:54 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote:(October 10, 2015 at 2:14 pm)robvalue Wrote: Jesus won't be doing defacement
Or any apocalyptic displacement
He won't end our life
He'll cause us no strife
Because he's locked up in my basement
Robvalue kidnaped my landscaper
In what's proving to be quite a caper
He thought him the Savior
And for false misbehavior!
(Hey-zoos looks like Jesus on paper.)
When SWAT was tipped of the taking
They went'a breaching and banging
Found nothing in the room
Just an empty tomb
'Cept a taco Jesus was making
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
