(October 10, 2015 at 8:19 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:(October 10, 2015 at 8:02 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: I just saw it on Facebook a couple of hours ago, decided I'd try the Scientific Method, and searched my house for objects of the appropriate dimensions to use as foot-props.I like the idea, get all sciency with it.
Unfortunately, I am still missing some of the materials necessary to conduct the experiment.
I think you need to have an impartial observer, ya know, to eliminate bias. (eliminate haha) What will be the parameters that you are going to measure? Time? Amount of force applied (like gritting your teeth, bearing down)? Pleasantness rating? Rhoid shrinkage (not saying that you currently have any)? Any fecal measurements?
This probably need to takes several weeks and incorporate a variety of diets.
Anxiously awaiting results. Not on toilet with knees to chest.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I got to conduct the experiment at last. I had no control baseline, but anecdotal evidence suggests that placing my feet on the bathtub and sitting sideways on the seat worked like a charm. All jokes aside, I can't tell how much more relaxed the position made me, or if that was just a really good one, but it was most definitely worth continuing to try.
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
