(October 14, 2015 at 6:48 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:(October 14, 2015 at 4:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've devoted my life to it; though I'm not a practising female-orgasmite at the moment.
But you are a member of the FBI
Female Body Inspector
With top classified dlearance
Sorry, just flicking back through some of the bits I somehow missed and just had to come back on this. I actually used to have a baseball-type cap with that slogan on it - FBI (in big red letters) and "Female Body Inspector" underneath in smaller white ones. This was pre-X Files as well. I sometimes wore it with my t-shirt bearing the slogan "The person wearing this shirt is a police officer. Lie flat on your back and do everything the nice police officer tells you."
Did I mention I remained a virgin all through this?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
