RE: Star Wars New Teaser
October 21, 2015 at 8:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2015 at 8:24 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(October 20, 2015 at 9:45 pm)Chuck Wrote: What? The final teaser for JJ Abram's bastardization of George Lucas' bastardization of the Arthurian legend is out for over a day and not a single panting, breathless, post of being able to die happy?
Completely incorrect.
It's JJ Abram's bastardization of George Lucas' bastardization of Lord of the Rings.
- Both universes are imbued with some arcane magical force
- ATATs instead of Oliphaunts
- A couple of droids representing normal people instead of hobbits, and both do remarkable things in the struggle ahead
- The hero lives with their uncle
- The hero then meets with up an old man with unnatural powers, Obiwan / Gandalf
- Clear cut fight of Good vs Evil
- Evil has a vast army of nameless minions that you don't have to worry about killing and who aren't very good fighters
- The evil Lord has a single weapon of immense power that should not be fully activated
- Whereas the hero receives a special light emitting sword from their mentor
- A lonely hero almost single handedly blows up the enemy's stronghold
