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Thiests - Assuming God exists, why should we worship him?

Poll: Would you take it up the ass from God just to get into heaven?
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Yes, i want in on an eternal afterlife of bliss
26.32%
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No, give me that fire and brimstone baby. Better take it in the ass from the devil!
73.68%
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Thiests - Assuming God exists, why should we worship him?
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RE: Thiests - Assuming God exists, why should we worship him?
December 10, 2010 at 7:42 am
"Poll: Would you take it up the ass from God just to get into heaven?"

No... I'd take it up the ass from God just because it would probably be good sex. Getting into heaven? Bonus Tiny Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Thiests - Assuming God exists, why should we worship him? - by Violet - December 10, 2010 at 7:42 am

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