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hi, i'm jesus.
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
(October 24, 2015 at 4:39 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Well, I guess I can say Jesus has good taste in music...

Welcome?

i'm a jukebox of endless songs.  you know how they say jesus is "born the king of angels"?

the angels, to me, are the musicians / the musicians are the angels.  they have the instruments, sing their songs... and my poor aching brain records them all. 

the one thing i should say, is how i'm in a war with lucifer.

as bad as it is for me to be some jesus, it's even worse when the real lucifer is on the planet, right now. 

seriously, my life is extremely retarded.  and intolerable.  not joking.

this is lucifer's song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2iPgn-BUFQ

this is the sort of song people sing to / about THE REAL jesus:   https://youtu.be/sILwvJShMV8

i don't know.  i'm just stuck in a brutally severe identity crisis, and it's not funny.  not funny, not fun, and it's miserable.

i can't be jesus.  i'm not a man.
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hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:23 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Longhorn - October 24, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Athene - October 24, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by jenny1972 - October 24, 2015 at 4:33 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Alex K - October 24, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by houseofcantor - October 24, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by houseofcantor - October 24, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by rexbeccarox - October 24, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:48 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 24, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by jenny1972 - October 24, 2015 at 9:17 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Aoi Magi - October 24, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by jenny1972 - October 24, 2015 at 11:02 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Aoi Magi - October 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:56 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by abaris - October 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by SteelCurtain - October 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Minimalist - October 24, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Minimalist - October 24, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 5:01 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 24, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by the lamb - October 24, 2015 at 5:10 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 24, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by I_am_not_mafia - October 24, 2015 at 5:31 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Aoi Magi - October 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by drfuzzy - October 24, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by LastPoet - October 24, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by brewer - October 24, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Iroscato - October 24, 2015 at 8:32 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Jackalope - October 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 25, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by houseofcantor - October 25, 2015 at 4:23 am
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by Faith No More - October 25, 2015 at 12:35 am
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by ignoramus - October 25, 2015 at 4:08 am
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 25, 2015 at 4:17 am
RE: hi, i'm jesus. - by robvalue - October 25, 2015 at 4:25 am



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