Quote:I'm gonna have to call a spade a spade here.
Quote:A construction site is right next to the local convent. Sister Margaret, overhearing the conversations between the workers, goes to her Mother Superior to complain about their language. "They're using all manner of foul words over there, Mother Superior!" she exclaims.
"Now, Sister Margaret," the Mother Superior says, "you shouldn't get too upset about their language. They're just simple, hard-working men who call a spade a spade."
"Oh no, they certainly don't," the nun replies with a nervous whisper. "They call it a 'fucking shovel'!"
