RE: Do you even lift, AF bro?
October 27, 2015 at 7:06 pm
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2015 at 7:07 pm by Napoléon.)
*Serious hat*
What is a good resource for people who want to begin proper weightlifting, is there any 'beginners guide' so I don't look like a total dick?
I've been to a few gyms but I honestly just stick to the machine weights. The free weights are usually taken up by steroid pumped walking tanks, and if I were to waltz in and be like "ey mate, can I use the bench" they'd all give me very dirty looks behind my back and I would not be able to cope with the societal pressure, which is why I always end up leaving gyms because the people in there are way too healthy anyway. Gyms should be for fat people.
Uh, what was I talking about again?
Oh right.
How do I actually lift?
What is a good resource for people who want to begin proper weightlifting, is there any 'beginners guide' so I don't look like a total dick?
I've been to a few gyms but I honestly just stick to the machine weights. The free weights are usually taken up by steroid pumped walking tanks, and if I were to waltz in and be like "ey mate, can I use the bench" they'd all give me very dirty looks behind my back and I would not be able to cope with the societal pressure, which is why I always end up leaving gyms because the people in there are way too healthy anyway. Gyms should be for fat people.
Uh, what was I talking about again?
Oh right.
How do I actually lift?
