(October 29, 2015 at 1:33 pm)MentalGiant Wrote: Just for fun, share some of your stories about funny or fucked up things you did as a kid!
I'll start, when I was in 3rd grade I was so fed up with school that day I just wanted to go home but there had been a bunch of kids faking sick recently so I knew the standard "my tummy hurts" wouldn't work. Instead, I shoved a fork into the roof of my mouth as hard as I could. Naturally, it immediately started gushing blood and my mom had to come get me to take me to the doctor who couldn't figure out how I had 'accidentally' caused that much damage. Never did let on it was on purposeGot me out of school for 2 days.
Hahaha... in this vain, on a couple of occasions I brushed my teeth with handsoap to induce vomiting and get out of school.
Also, right after I was potty trained I would always make sure my mom knew I was going to the bathroom, and one time I was naked but didn't want to go to the bathroom without telling her so I ran to yell down the basement stairs and pooped on the floor.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
