I remember being sexually abused by a time traveller when I was a kid. So I'm going to build a time machine, go back to when he was young and molest him. See how he likes it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'