(November 9, 2015 at 7:41 pm)Beccs Wrote: They discourage us from directly cutting open patients to find the fault.
Though, if we acted more like mechanics...
(shakes head; sucks through teeth)
"Dear oh dear, who done this bypass for you? Cor blimey, you ain't 'alf had some right bleedin' cowboys in 'ere, mate! ... I'm gonna 'ave to rip all this lot out, fit 'ole new unit in. It's gonna cost yer. Well, you can't get the parts no more y'see. Tell you what I'll do; I'll have a look in me van, see if I got something I can bodge it up with for now, til I can order the new stuff. Probably take about three weeks. S'gotta come from Japan, see. Plus I got some other jobs I gotta do. Leave it open so's the air can get round it, an' I'll get back to yer next Wednesday week. Thursday at the latest. Definitely Friday. An' if I could 'ave fifty quid on account..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'