I remember when my Dad locked us out of the car at some event or other, and we got in using a flattened Coke can. I made a mental note never to buy a Ford Escort.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'