Turn about is fair play - I recognise some of the words he uses, but the unnatural and possibly illegal order in which he clumps them together makes my eyes sad.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
