Ways in which I'm more powerful than God

[John V]

I've really done it now, huh.

This is a list of things I can do that God cannot. They are individually based on information different people have given me about God, or on my own observations. It's supposed to be the same being, right?

Feel free to add your own

1) I can demonstrate that I exist.

Wow, a fail on the first point. You can claim that you can demonstrate that you exist. According to the Bible, God can prove that he exists too.

But you haven't demonstrated to me that you exist. All I have are words floating about the interwebs that could have been written by anyone. "Robvalue" could be an alter ego of "drich" for all I know.