The Turtle books are actually lies spread about by the Turtle-Satan intended to mislead you and see if you'll actually fall for that bullshit.
There can be no reasoning with The One True Turtle you simply must have faith in TOTT and simply trust in him if you are to truly appreciate his Tottiness and go to Totty heaven.
There can be no reasoning with The One True Turtle you simply must have faith in TOTT and simply trust in him if you are to truly appreciate his Tottiness and go to Totty heaven.