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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
(November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I feel a bit like Noah right now.  Betrayed by my god.  I'll take my services nextdoor, to Anusius, see how many converts you get when I'm on overwatch at your cathedral arch with my rifle.

Sacrifices for my turtle anus may be necessary.... but my prophecy saith that after the coming of the anti-turtle AKA G-Rob the impostor there be a new coming, the coming of the Turtle Kingdom of Manslutiness.
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I am the One True Turtle

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I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:39 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by SteelCurtain - November 16, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by TheRealJoeFish - November 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by brewer - November 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 6:13 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Jackalope - November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 18, 2015 at 2:11 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 2:16 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 19, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 19, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 23, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:03 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 24, 2015 at 3:21 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2015 at 5:51 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 2:28 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 3:09 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

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