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I am the One True Turtle

Poll: do you bow down to The One True Turtle?
This poll is closed.
Yes! I bow before your Omni-Turtleyness! G-Rob is the anti-turtle!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Robvalue is indeed God-Rob/G-Rob. You are the imposter now go fuck yourself shit for brains!
18.18%
 2 18.18%
i iz undecided can i haz cookie while i wait make decision-timings?
72.73%
 8 72.73%
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I am the One True Turtle
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RE: I am the One True Turtle
November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
(November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh, whoops! I keep getting confused.

Gods can do this stuff too. Remember when I blew up the whole of Sodom and Gomorrah because I found one guy picking his nose there? Or near there. It was somewhere. Someone definitely picked their nose. Probably.

The were picking some one else's nose.  That made it perverted and merited nuking the whole place.
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I am the One True Turtle

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I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:39 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 7:44 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 7:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 7:56 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 16, 2015 at 8:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by SteelCurtain - November 16, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 8:53 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 9:01 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 8:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 2:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by TheRealJoeFish - November 16, 2015 at 3:14 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Alex K - November 16, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by brewer - November 16, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 10:50 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 16, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 11:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 6:13 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Jackalope - November 17, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 1:49 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 18, 2015 at 2:11 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 2:16 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 3:22 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 18, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Aoi Magi - November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 19, 2015 at 5:00 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 19, 2015 at 6:36 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 23, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 23, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 23, 2015 at 10:36 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by The Valkyrie - November 23, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:03 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by ignoramus - November 24, 2015 at 3:21 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 24, 2015 at 3:35 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by vorlon13 - November 24, 2015 at 2:59 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 24, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - November 25, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - November 25, 2015 at 5:51 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 1:40 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Heat - December 2, 2015 at 2:28 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 3:09 am
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by robvalue - December 2, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: I am the One True Turtle - by Edwardo Piet - December 2, 2015 at 6:28 pm

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