Quote:If memory serves....always dangerous at our age, Pad...
Actually,at our age,long term memory can be pretty good,Eg I can still tell you what I bought for lunch in Harrod's Food Hall in 1985. (the year I finished my degree)
On the the other hand,short term memory may not be what it once was EG I have just switched from an espresso stove percolator to a lousy dripolator. I kept forgetting the percolator was on the stove and burnt out three of them. I also keep finding the vegemite in the fridge
PS: Sneezing,farting and pissing simultaneously may be an hilarious party trick to others,but can be embarrassing .
