Presenting: DOCTOR BORU'S AMAZING GET FIT PROGRAMME!!
I may not have told you folks, but I happen to be a fully qualified nutrition and fitness expert. My qualifications include (but are not limited to) about 20 minutes spent reading some (but not all) of the posts in this thread and making a couple of snarky comments. The result of this rigorous training and self-education has inspired me to create the following get-fit system. I'm sharing this with you lot free of charge, but I ask you to keep it to yourselves, as I plan to sell the programme online for 29.99 (it will include a DVD of some actual, un-retouched photos I took of genetically lucky people on various beaches).
Here it is:
Boru
I may not have told you folks, but I happen to be a fully qualified nutrition and fitness expert. My qualifications include (but are not limited to) about 20 minutes spent reading some (but not all) of the posts in this thread and making a couple of snarky comments. The result of this rigorous training and self-education has inspired me to create the following get-fit system. I'm sharing this with you lot free of charge, but I ask you to keep it to yourselves, as I plan to sell the programme online for 29.99 (it will include a DVD of some actual, un-retouched photos I took of genetically lucky people on various beaches).
Here it is:
Boru
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