Don't mean to go off-topic here but seen as we are being silly anyway did you know that Micheal Jackson was not only white but was actually gay and 6 foot 5 and ... well basically Michael Jackson was Stephen Fry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_yTbYGoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_yTbYGoI