Hello!

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Thanks, but...ugh! My next-door neighbor really tripped over his own ego this time! In addition to having enough flashing lights and lazers to trigger epileptic seizures in an airline pilot, he has a speaker box out on the lawn, protected from the weather, and it blares the worst Xmas radio holiday playlists all evening. I barely hear it inside my own house, and not when I'm trying to sleep, but if I have to hear it every time I go out to my car, and all through the weekend when I'm outside, then there's going to be trouble. Maybe when there's time this week I'll test those dog whistle sounds I downloaded on his already-psychotic beasts. I wouldn't be one to do that to innocent animals, but these really are every bit as rotten as they were bred and raised to be.