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Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
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RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist
(December 7, 2015 at 9:53 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Of the 2 cats here, one definitely worships me.  The little shit is obedient and I appreciate it and confer upon him blessings of the occasional Pounce Treat.

The other cat is clearly of the 'scripture' cherry picking variety, only minding me when it is convenient for him to do so.


As the local deity here, I can definitely attest to which of my feline followers is The Chosen Cat.





(and yes, I am absolutely sure this little real life parable will go right over the heads of all the 'Christians' that read this)
Many are called, but few are chosen.

An obedient cat? There's a miracle right there.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 8:20 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 8:33 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Alex K - December 7, 2015 at 8:35 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 8:38 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by brewer - December 7, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Homeless Nutter - December 7, 2015 at 9:09 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 9:40 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Edwardo Piet - January 1, 2016 at 10:43 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Edwardo Piet - December 7, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - January 1, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:15 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 9:53 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 10:31 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 7, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Minimalist - December 7, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Crossless1 - December 7, 2015 at 2:18 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Crossless1 - December 8, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Cyberman - December 7, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Longhorn - December 7, 2015 at 3:10 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by ignoramus - December 7, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - December 8, 2015 at 8:56 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by robvalue - January 1, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Alex K - January 1, 2016 at 10:08 am
RE: Why I Can No Longer be an Atheist - by Rhondazvous - January 1, 2016 at 11:02 am

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