RE: Anal Hitler God?
December 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2015 at 11:28 am by IATIA.)
Three guys on safari in cannibal country, they get caught, the chief tells them they have a chance to avoid being eaten.
He tells them to go out into the forest & bring back their favorite fruit.
The first guy comes back with an apple. The chief tells him that if he can shove it up his ass without a display of emotion, he can live, and he does so successfully.
The second guy comes back with a strawberry. The chief tells him the same thing, and he just about gets it in, when he breaks out laughing, sealing his fate.
The perplexed chief asks him how he could have failed such a relatively easy test.
There should be an option for "occasionally". Sometimes I do sucker in, (obviously).
He tells them to go out into the forest & bring back their favorite fruit.
The first guy comes back with an apple. The chief tells him that if he can shove it up his ass without a display of emotion, he can live, and he does so successfully.
The second guy comes back with a strawberry. The chief tells him the same thing, and he just about gets it in, when he breaks out laughing, sealing his fate.
The perplexed chief asks him how he could have failed such a relatively easy test.
There should be an option for "occasionally". Sometimes I do sucker in, (obviously).
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
