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It's true though.  You never know where the fucking priests are putting their hands!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/study-holy-...d=20257722

Holy Water May be Harmful to Your Health, Study Finds

Despite its purported cleansing properties, holy water could actually be more harmful than healing, according to a new Austrian study on "holy" springs.
Researchers at the Institute of Hygiene and Applied Immunology at the Medical University of Vienna tested water from 21 springs in Austria and 18 fonts in Vienna and found samples contained up to 62 million bacteria per milliliter of water, none of it safe to drink.
Tests indicated 86 percent of the holy water, commonly used in baptism ceremonies and to wet congregants' lips, was infected with common bacteria found in fecal matter such as E. coli, enterococci and Campylobacter, which can lead to diarrhea, cramping, abdominal pain, and fever.

Reminds me of:

After a tragic accident, a bus load of nuns die and find themselves queued up outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter. He arrives, and asks the first nun if she's ever touched a penis. The nun blushes furiously and admits that she did once, with the tip of her finger. "My child, dip the tip of your finger in this Holy Water and you may go through," says St Peter. The second nun admits to holding a penis once. "My child, dip your hand in the Holy Water and you may pass," he says. Then he hears a huge commotion at the back of the queue.

"Sister Mary, Sister Agnes, what is the fuss all about?" he demands...

Sister Mary stops short and turns to him and says, "Well, if I've got to gargle I want to do it before Sister Agnes sticks her butt in the water!"