RE: Animal rights, veganism and PETA
January 17, 2011 at 8:12 am
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2011 at 8:13 am by Dotard.)
I had a pig once. He was a two legged pig.
Smartest thing you ever saw. Once the house caught fire in the middle of the night and that pig woke everyone saving our lives.
Another time little Joey went missing and that pig tracked down lost little Joey and led him home!
Then there was the time little Suzy fell in the lake and that pig went in after her and pulled her to safety!
Why did he have only two legs?
Well... A pig that special you don't eat all at once!
Smartest thing you ever saw. Once the house caught fire in the middle of the night and that pig woke everyone saving our lives.
Another time little Joey went missing and that pig tracked down lost little Joey and led him home!
Then there was the time little Suzy fell in the lake and that pig went in after her and pulled her to safety!
Why did he have only two legs?
Well... A pig that special you don't eat all at once!
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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