(December 18, 2015 at 2:39 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:(December 18, 2015 at 2:07 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: You get free nagging, and two all-expenses-paid (by you) shopping trips per week.
But if you sign up for the Platinum Plus Mancard, in addition to the nagging and shopping trips, you will receive a magical list of honey-do's personalized with your name at the top (magic because every item you get crossed off will be mysteriously replaced by two new items) as well as grudging, distracted sex on each of your birthdays.
I wish!
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.