RE: Australia day
January 17, 2011 at 7:09 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2011 at 7:13 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(January 17, 2011 at 9:23 am)Ubermensch Wrote: Fucking Austfailians.
That fucking moron, fucking Sam Keckovich. He makes me cringe like the late Steve Irwin,who died from a combination of terminal arrogance and stupidity. Reminds me of Sir Les Paterson writ small.
As far as Sam goes,I hope an ancient building falls down and squashes the dumb bastard flat.
I grew up eating more lamb than any other meat,as it was by far the cheapest . That's no longer the case.Today lamb is more expensive than a decent cut of beef. It's also the fattiest red meat. I honestly cannot remember the last time I bought lamb. Sam and the Lamb board can go fuck themselves.
Australia day is seen by many indigenous Australians as a day of mourning. I ignore it,finding the flag waving and self congratulations irritating and irrelevant.
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Quote:Dr Sir Lesley Colin Patterson is a fictional character portrayed by the Australian comedian Barry Humphries. Obese, lecherous and offensive, this farting, belching, nose-picking figure of Rabelaisian excess is an antipodean Falstaff. He is Dame Edna Everage's exact opposite: she is female, refined, Protestant, and from Melbourne; he is male, uncouth, Catholic, and from Sydney.
His humour abounds in such a wide range of racist and sexual stereotypes that it would offend almost anyone who takes it at face value.
* He boasts of his prowess with his "Girl Friday" and his trips to Bangkok "rub and tug shops"
* He jokes that "the best place to hide something from a Pom is under a bar of soap".
* He also resents Australians having died "stopping a bullet for the Pommy Empire."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Les_Patterson
