Perhaps we should provide the Rules in a separate ten commandments format. Maybe passing them off as holy writ - which for the purposes of the forum, they basically are - we might get them to sink in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'