Soon he's going to 'ditch' the 'new, improved' persona and blame us for making him do it, thus fulfilling the purpose of the thread. Thus spake the prophet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'