(January 27, 2011 at 4:48 am)Ryft Wrote:(January 26, 2011 at 7:04 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: When my dad went to Oz the guard at the airport asked him if he had a criminal record. My dad said, "I didn't think you still needed one."
I wish I could give that more than one kudos. That was hilarious.
Weeeeell, 'need' isn't quite the word....
it sure helps if you have a criminal record to enter here!!
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